22nd September 2014

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chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

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22nd September 2014

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Help Me I'm Short with 157,309 notes

squishfacekitties:

cats-weed-sleep:

scratchingpad:

Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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THANK YOU

Important cat information!

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22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Help Me I'm Short with 29,521 notes

Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.

by: BeckisBookshelf 

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22nd September 2014

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Enjoy this mess with 155,990 notes

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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22nd September 2014

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

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22nd September 2014

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from That candle's got a little bit of wax left. with 827 notes

raysnarvaezjr:

i did some text post things because i thought they might be cUTE????

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22nd September 2014

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hiddenlex:

I haven’t been able to check Tumblr for days and this is the first thing I’ve seen in a while.  Worth the wait. 

Ahh I just noticed the dog in the background staring at the door itjustgetsbetter

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