sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
Important cat information!
Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.by: BeckisBookshelf
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
teacher: cite your sources in this essay
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
My Brand New Dad.
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
i did some text post things because i thought they might be cUTE????
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I haven’t been able to check Tumblr for days and this is the first thing I’ve seen in a while. Worth the wait.
Ahh I just noticed the dog in the background staring at the door itjustgetsbetter
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